Couldn’t agree more.
Sometimes a little sex ed goes a long way ;)
Q:So I ordered two items online from here the other day. It says purchases over $100 will receive free shipping, yet when i looked at how much i was billed on my credit card, it shows the my purchase with shipping charges. Will I get a refund for this?
Anonymous
Absolutely, but we can’t help you if we don’t know who you are. Please follow the instructions at the “Email JC” link at the top of the page, and we’ll get you fixed.
Q:It doesn't really leave a good taste in a customer's mouth to have to go and LIKE you on FB to get a coupon code that ends up NOT working? Thanks for the email that will have you dumping advertising on me for the next 6 months for a code "Facebook at checkout" that doesn't work! This is probably an omen as to how the product will perform....flaky at best, but more like epic fail!
Anonymous
Dear anonymous angry customer (almost customer?),
We wish you had calmly requested help before going on a tirade because we would’ve been happy to help you out days ago. But alas. Instead, you chose to call our award-winning products flaky and epic fails even though you haven’t tried them. I have to admit — that hurt our feelings. But from the hurt comes good news! You motivated us to check our coupon codes to make sure everything is in working order, and they’re functioning as well as they ever have. There’s also bad news, though. And no, it’s not that our products are flaky failures. It’s that you seem to have been confused about the coupon code. It isn’t “Facebook at checkout.” It’s simply “Facebook,” which is what you type that in the code area at checkout — without the quotation marks and comma, of course. So best of luck in trying again (if you do). We’d hate to be blamed for any further flakiness.
Best,
JC, OhMiBod
BDSM Problem #258
when he jokes around about leaving you “tied up like that” for the rest of the week, knowing you both secretly want it but you have really busy schedules
The absolute worst.
Did you know: Felix Salten - author of beloved children’s story Bambi - also wrote erotic fiction. His novel Josephine Mutzenbacher (published in 1906) ranks as one of the all-time erotic classics. Be sure to remember this awesome fact the next time you think about Bambi, Thumper, and their fabulous skunk friend getting “twitterpated.”
via @whattheffacts
